Drawing with Light

This is sorta like a paint drawing... only real, and with an LED light... and I didn't use paint.

So ya, sorta the same thing.

Eyes

Got a little bored the other day and drew these... I don't think I'll ever be satisfied with the way

they look and I'll likely keep tweaking them, but here they are for the moment.

Update: added some shading and lower eyelashes that I forgot... oops.

In the Factory

Note: To Scale; they're just very small people... and horses.

3R

Ya, I feel bad even posting this... still funny to me, however.

My Robe and Wizard Hat

Kinda ridiculous, I know, but it was a good time killer at work.

Sandy Beach

So I found this website that allows me to make sand drawings that made for a good waste of some time... this is what I came up with.

thisissand.com

...in a Box

This is my Dick in a Box...

oh puns...

You Fill in the Blanks

When I first started drawing this I'm pretty sure I had something witty, but then I forgot it and it became just another lame MS Paint drawing. So instead of half-assing it I've decided to let you fill in the dialog for me.

Fingers Crossed

Here's to me hoping that all this overtime doesn't stretch clear into May.

Three cheers for 18 hours of OT a week... hip-hip... hoora... oh, who am I kidding, I'm not gonna have a life for a month. But at least I'll come out with a small pile of money to pull out from the bank in small denominations and promptly "make it rain."

Amy's Preggers

I meant to post this a while ago, but I forgot... either way we're happy that you're gonna have that kid you've wanted so bad Amy!

And I'm even happier that I'm not having a kid... because, frankly, me not being married that would be a serious issue.

Cookie Snatchers

Originally I was going to just make the first picture with the Milk saying something like, "Hey sweet thing, how about a dip?"

...but that seemed too corny, and the puns were running rampant in that. So I simplified to no words and just some sort of a creepy two framed serial kidnapper theme.

...I have issues...

Life's Not Always Fair...

SPOON!

Flaztek Pop

Ya, got a little bored and nothing random came to mind... so I drew a bottle with my nickname on it.

Well most of the nickname is visible, anyways.

Computers...

Some days this seems like the most viable option.

I take that back... Most days this seems like the most viable option.

Number

meh... interpret it how you want...

Sheep

That is all...

Bad Humor in General

I feel bad even putting this on here... just awful on so many levels.

Urrshurr

It pays to be aware what happening behind you... you never know when Usher will show up to do a rousing rendition of "Singing in the Rain," and then disappear just as fast as he got there.

Tiger Paintings

Man he is gonna be pissed when he finds out he just wasted 100 bucks...

Mind Frolicking

Some days your mind wanders... but every so often it frolicks.

In a manly way that is.

There are actually weights outside the bubble he is going to lift, and lots of guns and explosive things... ya, that's it.

Elitist Jokes

High School memories... only funny if you know what it refers to.

Explanation

I've been asked how I come up with this stuff before... I believe I responded with,

"I think my brain takes drugs when I'm not looking."

Absolute proof is still pending...

It's like an ink blot... only more obvious

What do you see?