...in a Box

This is my Dick in a Box...

oh puns...

You Fill in the Blanks

When I first started drawing this I'm pretty sure I had something witty, but then I forgot it and it became just another lame MS Paint drawing. So instead of half-assing it I've decided to let you fill in the dialog for me.

Fingers Crossed

Here's to me hoping that all this overtime doesn't stretch clear into May.

Three cheers for 18 hours of OT a week... hip-hip... hoora... oh, who am I kidding, I'm not gonna have a life for a month. But at least I'll come out with a small pile of money to pull out from the bank in small denominations and promptly "make it rain."

Amy's Preggers

I meant to post this a while ago, but I forgot... either way we're happy that you're gonna have that kid you've wanted so bad Amy!

And I'm even happier that I'm not having a kid... because, frankly, me not being married that would be a serious issue.

Cookie Snatchers

Originally I was going to just make the first picture with the Milk saying something like, "Hey sweet thing, how about a dip?"

...but that seemed too corny, and the puns were running rampant in that. So I simplified to no words and just some sort of a creepy two framed serial kidnapper theme.

...I have issues...

Life's Not Always Fair...

SPOON!

Flaztek Pop

Ya, got a little bored and nothing random came to mind... so I drew a bottle with my nickname on it.

Well most of the nickname is visible, anyways.